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Post by mykturk on Dec 19, 2008 16:26:37 GMT -6
;Texas Tequila Christmas Cake
Once again this holiday, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake so here goes: Please keep in your files as I am getting tired of typing this up every year! 1 cup sugar
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality Take a large bowl,
check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is sstill OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.
Check the tequila.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner
Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Christmas
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Post by Psychotic Hillbilly on Dec 19, 2008 17:04:26 GMT -6
I think I will try that. Sounds like a Texas Christmas to me. ;D ;D ;D ;D
Good one buddy. Thanks for dropping it on the board.
Long live Texas.
Ken...
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Post by Tim Nolan on Dec 19, 2008 19:12:35 GMT -6
LMAO> Good one..........
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Post by RatRod on Dec 19, 2008 19:27:13 GMT -6
What the F**K? Are we related? LOL.....Good one Mike....Cheers!!! ;D ;D
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Post by Dr. Kerry on Dec 19, 2008 20:38:28 GMT -6
OH MY GAWD!!!!! Dude that is funny as all get out!!!! Man I gotta show that to the guys at work..... One tequilla, two tequilla, three tequilla, floor!!!!!!!!
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Post by buzzconroy on Dec 19, 2008 21:02:54 GMT -6
lol you forgot a pinch of wild flower. Buzz
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Post by Brandon on Dec 19, 2008 22:35:34 GMT -6
Being an enthusiastic mix of English, Irish and Russian I really need to sign a waiver before I consume any tequila... took me a while to figure it out, but it's for the best, really.... LOL.... I also double as a florescent lightbulb with my pasty butt....
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Post by TheMadModeler on Dec 20, 2008 10:58:00 GMT -6
KOOL... I think I'll do mine with Wild Turkey! BiLL..
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Post by bellyofthewhale on Dec 20, 2008 21:09:55 GMT -6
Being an enthusiastic mix of English, Irish and Russian I really need to sign a waiver before I consume any tequila... took me a while to figure it out, but it's for the best, really.... LOL.... I also double as a florescent lightbulb with my pasty butt.... I could have gone the rest of the year without visualizing your pasty butt........
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Post by Brandon on Dec 21, 2008 16:05:07 GMT -6
Well... you only have a few more days... it's not THAT bad.... I tried to make that cake last night... but I don't have a cat.
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Post by bellyofthewhale on Dec 21, 2008 18:34:30 GMT -6
Well... you only have a few more days... it's not THAT bad.... I tried to make that cake last night... but I don't have a cat. A bulldog will do, in a pinch! Chomp, chomp..... ;D
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